Wuhan Pretzel Logic

1.) Back in March we went to the highest level of Star Trek Red Alert and the US and the world closed shop, on the basis of models provided by statisticians who proved again the maxim that there are three types of liars; “liars, damned liars, and statisticians.” These models were the stuff of fairy tales and were off twenty fold and more. We were told that by immediately locking down we would give our hospitals a chance to respond to the coming tidal wave of Wuhan virus cases thus promising a reduced mortality rate. We would “flatten the curve.”

2.) Eight weeks later we now know that all of #1 was bunkum. Outside of NYC hospitals across the country were not endangered and NYC was relieved by putting their recovering Wuhan patients into nursing homes thus assuring a spiked death rate among those most vulnerable. This, of course, did not need to be done since NYC could have easily handled recovering Wuhan patients without salting them among the infirm and aged. In light of this the need for a continued lock down was employed.

3.) Now, the country needs to stay locked down in order to provide the time necessary to discover and manufacture a vaccine which will keep us all from getting ill ever again. We dare not lift the country wide quarantine lest someone get sick. If we can save just one life by keeping the country shut down we must do so. It is a moral imperative to stay quarantined.

4.) We have sustained the Star Trek Red alert urgency by Doctors and hospitals listing every death they come across as “Wuhan.” If the deceased blew his brains out the cause of death on the certificate is “Wuhan virus.” (This is pursued because hospitals receive more bucks per Wuhan death.)

5.) We have gone from Star Trek alert status to Star Trek triple Red alert, creating new categories never before seen for how much danger we are in. First, we are now wearing masks even though masks are irrelevant. (However, they are great at communicating Star Trek triple Red alert status to everyone who somehow has missed how much danger we are facing.) Second, we are looking at sophisticated population-level tracking. Third the threat of forcible removal of infected people from their families is actually being discussed. This despite the fact that the testing thus far pursued is next to worthless given the percentage of false positives and false negatives which the testing spits back.

6.) All of this safety and protection and respect for life is being pursued despite the fact that we are committing national suicide as seen in the closing of small businesses that will never re-open, despite a promised unemployment rate of 30%, despite the destruction of the infrastructure of countless supply lines. All of these, translate into a disregard of safety and protection and communicates a disrespect for life since behind the declension of our economic infrastructure and the practice of commerce stands real live people who’s lives quite literally depend upon the maintenance of our economic infrastructure and the daily activity of commerce. So, we are killing who knows how many numbers of people in order to save “just one life.”

7.) All of this despite the fact that our best and brightest from Stanford and elsewhere are telling us that this lockdown is pure skubala in terms of keeping people from getting sick. “I think in the back of people’s heads there is this idea that somehow we can eradicate this disease if we just stay locked down,” Stanford expert Bhattacharya said, during an interview with Peter Robinson of the Hoover Institution. “That is not possible. The serologic evidence, even in the MLB study, suggest this. It suggests the epidemic is too widespread to eradicate.”

Understand, we are involved in this skubala lockdown even though it can’t do what it is promising. It cannot “save even one life,” since the epidemic is too widespread to eradicate. Herd immunity is our only option.

The retards are in charge. They are piling up the dead that will arise from a disease that cannot be eradicated plus the dead that will arise due to an economic collapse that is assured due to our pursuit of saving lives that cannot be saved.

8.) Now combine all the above with the fact that the Zombie Retards among us are seeking to shame those of us who dare point out the fact that the Statists, Lugenpresse, Politicians, House Clergy, and other assorted dumbasses (Governor Whitmer are you listening?) are going to get us all killed by their policies articulated above.

9.) If this doesn’t convince there is an agenda here that has nothing to do with disease then your brain dead and you need to go read somewhere else. The information above, as distributed to non Zombies should have their blood on fire. Right now you should be read to hang the nearest mask-wearing idiot who is repeating this skubala. Right now you should be promising to never use any other word by “Lugenpresse” to describe the Lugenpresse. Right now you should be ready to lynch Politicians who are keeping you locked-down.

People … this kind of unreality survived for nearly 80 years in the Soviet Union. Eventually reality snapped back there but you will pardon me if I don’t want my grandchildren to live through this skubala unreality. You will not get real reality back unless you get desperate and begin to fight like animals those subhumans who are seeking to impose this false reality upon you.





Author: jetbrane

I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling. I am postmillennial in my eschatology. Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity Reformed in my Soteriology Presuppositional in my apologetics Familialist in my family theology Agrarian in my regional community social order belief Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place Some of my favorite authors, Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc. My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture. Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him.

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