What I learned at School today

A poster spied in a prominent place in a local elementary school,

Diversity

D – Different
I – Individuals
V – Valuing
E – Each other
R – Regardless of
S – Skin
I – Intellect
T – Talent or
Y – Years

I offer a couple modest revisions

Diversity

D — Dumb-arse
I — Idea
V — Voiding
E — Effort and
R — Resulting in
S — Students
I — Incapable of
T — Thinking or
Y — Yearning to be free

D — Dumbed-down
I — Intellect and a
V — Vice
I — Establishing
R — Ruination
S — Sameness
I — Idiocy
T — Totalitarianism and
Y — Yankees

Leave your own new Diversity poster in the comments section.

Author: jetbrane

I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling. I am postmillennial in my eschatology. Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity Reformed in my Soteriology Presuppositional in my apologetics Familialist in my family theology Agrarian in my regional community social order belief Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place Some of my favorite authors, Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc. My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture. Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him.

One thought on “What I learned at School today”

  1. Destructive
    Incompetent
    Vocation of
    Excessively
    Ruinous
    Shameful
    Instructors
    Yodeling in the moral and spiritual darkness

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