To The Tune Of, “I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day.”
I heard the calls each passing day
For a heterodox thing called R2K
So rare a treat to embrace defeat
For peace for the Church and good will to gaysThey thought now as a new era had come
“Thank God we’re done with Christendom”
Now raised their voice, and did rejoice
For peace for the Church, and good will to gaysStill niggling, wiggling in my mind
Dualism’s hold now on mankind
A care, a pause, for God’s cause
For truth in the Church, and good will to gaysAnd with resolve, I raised my head
“There will be no peace for the Church,” I said
“This 2K is weak, and mocks those who seek
Peace for the Church, good will to gays.”Then shouted louder the Escondido peeps
“We are not dead, nor do we sleep;
We’ll weep and wail, we will not fail
In our Peace for the Church, good will to gays.”And so now the Church has a choice
Will the Church yet now raise her voice
Or will she sleep, no regard for sheep
For false Peace for the Church, good will for gays