1.) R2K Dog Obedience School.
“Where your Dog will learn the Master’s Commandments.”
2.) Theonomy Specialty Pork Outlet
“We Serve Only the Very Best Pork Butts & Ribs.”
3.) Federal Vision Grace Alone Ministries
“The New Testament Exists For A Reason”
4.) Christian Identity International Import Shop
“We won’t sell it unless it is came from the third world”
5.) New Perspective On Paul Immigrant Resettlement Center
“No Jews Allowed.”
6.) Kinist Adoption & Bridal Procurement Center
“Japanese Brides For Lonely White Men Is Our Specialty”
7.) Hyper-Preterist End of the World Sale
“It all has to go before the World ends.”
8.) Dispensational Travel Agency Inc.
“We Will Send You Anywhere Except Israel.”
9.) Rome’s Day Care and Development Center
“We’ll Teach Your Child All The Basics.”
10.) Doug Wilson’s Fallacy Emporium
“Money Back Guarantee That You’ll Never Again Use a False Dichotomy”
11.) Lutheran’s School of Logic
“Because Appealing to Mystery is Never a Legitimate Form of Argumentation”
12.) Mega Church, Suits For Men and Dresses For Women Gift Shop
“Formal Wear For Every Worship Service Your Minister Could Ever Lead”
13.) Open Theists Religious Training Campgrounds
“We Will Help You Find The Comfort In Knowing That God Knows All.”
14.) Pentecostal Center For Calming & Relaxation Techniques
“Teaching People for Four Generations Now on Keeping Pulses Low”
15.) Episcopalian & Anglican Passion For Life Boutiques
“Where We Teach Our Century Long Technique of mastering vivid expression”
16.) Presbyterian & Reformed Library of Rationality & Common Sense
“Our Name Speaks for Itself; We Make It All So Clear.”
17.) Seminaries -R- Us
“No Institution Has Proved Itself Over the Last 20 Years Like We Have.”
18.) Westminster Seminary California
“No Koreans Allowed”
19.) D. G. Hart’s School of Government & Magistracy
“Who Knew That God’s Word Had So Much to Say on the Subject?”
20.) The Gospel Coalition’s Ida B. Tarbell’s School of Journalism
“Providing Ironic Examples of How ‘Truth Is the First Causality of War'”
