Let’s just pretend that Babel could reinterpret the Gospel. What would that look like?
1.) Humanists would use Jesus language in order to dress up their Jacobinism.
2.) It would mean that Korean Presbyterys and Classis’ that dot these united States would have to be disestablished because their existence is not sufficiently Gospel Babelistic.
3.) It would mean the Hmong Church in Lansing could no longer be Hmong because their existence is not sufficiently Gospel Babelistic.
4.) It would mean that the new favorite hymn would be “We Are The World.”
5.) It would mean affirmative action hiring programs in the Church and quotas for membership in order to codify Gospel Babelism.
6.) It would mean that the adoption of babies ethnically different from their parents would grant special status to the parents in the Gospel Babelistic Church. Those parents would be known as the REAL lovers of Jesus.
7.) It would mean that high profile Pastors who are forever babbling that Race doesn’t matter would take special pride when, “that which doesn’t matter,” is the very thing that matters when they chortle over their Churches and families.