The Complete Idiot’s Guide for Creating Riots

1.) Take billions of dollars from the ChiComs as bribery to go all traitorous on your country.

2.) Get the Corporatocracy to do your dirty work.

3.) Close down people’s livelihoods so that their means of supporting their families forever disappear.

4.) Tell people that they can’t gather with their loved ones for totally bullshit reasons.

5.) Separate people’s loved ones who are sick and dying from their care and even presence.

6.) Put sick people in nursing homes so that elderly in nursing homes get sick and die. (Thank you, mass murderers, Governors Cuomo & Whitmer)

7.) Constantly tell people that they are malignant beings because they support a particular politician that the ruling class finds a threat.

8.) Steal an election from these very same people giving the election to a man afflicted with Alzheimer’s who will double down on all the bullshit that they the citizenry have had to endure.

9.) Talk about the necessity to de-program these very same people (Eugene Robinson — Washington Compost), or talk about the need to “cleanse” their movement from the political landscape (Rick Klein — ABC News).

10.) Have idiot and heretical statist Reformed “conservative” preachers refuse to address the issues from the pulpits for fear of “confusing God’s two Kingdoms,” thus giving implicit sanction to statist criminal behavior.

11.) Gather a million of these pissed off people in one place — people, who are convinced that their interests are being governed against. Hold a march and a rally.

12.) Act all verklempt when you get what you deserve.

Stir vigorously. Rinse and repeat as often as needed.

Author: jetbrane

I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling. I am postmillennial in my eschatology. Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity Reformed in my Soteriology Presuppositional in my apologetics Familialist in my family theology Agrarian in my regional community social order belief Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place Some of my favorite authors, Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc. My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture. Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him.

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