1.) Introduce a whole new category of sexual orientation
2.) Create a distinction between perverted sexual orientation not acted upon, which people are not responsible for and perverted sex for which people are responsible.
3.) Continue to fuzz the line between perverted sexual sexual orientation not acted upon, which people are not responsible for and increasing intimacy between people of the same sex as long as they are not involved in sexual activity.
a.) For example, two same sex oriented people could conceivably live together as Bunkies as long their bond excluded active perverted sex. Keep fuzzing that line so that eventually the affirmation of perverted sexual orientation becomes the affirmation of perverted sex.
b.) For example… allowing people who affirm their sodomy to become members in church and who do so without making the distinction that only their sexual orientation is queer.
4.) Twist the Scriptures that deal with sodomy so as to teach that the sin of sodomy was either,
a.) As pursued by heterosexuals who by engaging in sodomy were sinning again their sexual orientation
b.) As pursued by people involving themselves with Temple sodomite prostitutes
5.) Insist that people who continue to stand with God’s Word on sodomy are self-righteous Pharisees who are damaging “the least of these.”
6.) Point out that sodomites are victims who are being persecuted by Oppressors and that Christ came to raise up the persecuted while bringing low the Oppressor.
7.) Remind people that Christ was accused of eating with Tax-collectors and Publicans and that if Jesus were here today the very people He would dine with would be sodomites.
8.) Remind people that as all people are sinners therefore people (sinners) have no business pointing out the sin of sodomy. Since we all sin, nobody should be talking about the sins of others. We don’t want to be hypocrites after all.
9.) Insist that God’s law has no role when dealing with sodomites. God’s law must be set aside in favor of winning sodomites by Hospitality Evangelism. Studies show that sodomites don’t convert if they are told that God’s law forbids sodomy. Win sodomites by having them over for Brunch.
10.) Point out that Jesus talked much more about greed and never about sodomy thus implying that the sin of sodomy is not that big of a deal in comparison to greed.
11.) Emphasize that we are to love our neighbor thus communicating that it is not loving to stand directly against sin.
12.) Organize conferences where “Christian” sodomites can find one another and be affirmed in the normativity of their psychological injury.
13.) Hire Psychologist Dr. Mark Yarhouse (PsyD) to write a white paper (A Christian Perspective On Sexual Identity) defending sodomy and then have that paper unofficially adopted by the Gospel Coalition, making that white paper the gold standard for at least some Seminaries.
14.) Confront and demand for the inclusion of queers in the ministry on the floor of denominational gatherings. Shame people for their lack of Christian charity if they oppose you.
15.) Rinse and repeat as long as necessary.
