In a hurricane that seemingly blew in from nowhere hurricane Sarah wreaked havoc in St. Paul Minnesota last night. In what can be only considered a strange weather phenomenon the fatalities and damage wrought by hurricane Sarah was confined to Democrats throughout the nation.
Democrats, hearing about the coming of Hurricane Sarah with only a few days notice, did all they could to lessen the effects of Sarah. They tried to salt the storm to break up the eye. They tried to reroute hurricane Sarah by seeking to divert her path by concentrating slanderous airwaves at Sarah in order to break up her intensity but Sarah ignored all such efforts and blew in hell on Democrat Strongholds.
The destructive path of Hurricane Sarah was almost playful and humorous as many Democrats were left standing unclothed from the effects of Sarah. The winds of Sarah, clocked at over 150 miles an hour had stripped defiant Democrats while standing in the public square and left them embarrassed and stammering.
Interviewed meteorologists around the country were left stunned. To a man meteorologists said they have never seen such a storm this far inland with such destructive and whimsical force. When asked what hurricane Sarah will look like as she continues to cover the country, meteorologist were at a loss to prognosticate never having seen any hurricane like this before. Some believed that Sarah’s winds could sweep Republicans into the White House. Others believed that she could fizzle once she runs into continued concentrated efforts to break her up.
