New World Order Reformed Church Announces Gala Opening

The New World Order Reformed Church is hosting its inaugural gala in Grand Rapids Michigan. Reformed denominations from around the world were slated to send representatives to appear at the formal dinner hosted in the DeVos Performance Hall on 22 June 2010. The booked Keynote speaker was Koshi Sanchez Washington a renown Reformed Conference speaker from Japan whose Father was the President of the Brazilian Reformed association of itinerant Pentecostal ministers and whose Mother was an activist among Black Reformed Churches in America and whose Brother was the founder of Conservative Homosexuals For Jesus. The New World Order Reformed Church conference was to be the first time Koshi had addressed an American audience and she was looking forward to the opportunity to press on the new organization on the necessity to embrace the Belhar confession.

Already tongues were wagging about the planned spectacular fete but almost as much buzz was created by the conclave that would be held on the day before at Ah-Nab-Awen Park in downtown Grand Rapids. At the Ah-Nab-Awen Park on 21 June, The New World Order Reformed Church planned to host a spiritual extravaganza where people could sample different ethnic Spiritualities that would be folded into and be a part of the new association of Reformed Churches. The planners had set aside space in the vast park so that visitors could mingle while at the same time participating in a potpourri of interactive spiritual traditions.

The plan was to have one venue were people could participate in the spirituality of an American Indian sacred Ghost dance. At another venue a mock Shinto shrine would be set up where the spirituality of lighting incense in honor of the ancestors could be experienced. Down the river trail there was an interactive hut where those struggling with pedestrian aches and pains could enter and consult either a Shaman or his new age healer wife. The highlight of the festival was a Seance where people could come and go, participating as they please. The selling point of each of these Reformed Spiritualities is the assurance offered by Christian sages that each of them had been sanitized of their former pagan associations and were now explicitly Christian and Reformed.

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Author: jetbrane

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5 thoughts on “New World Order Reformed Church Announces Gala Opening”

  1. whose Brother was the founder of Conservative Homosexuals For Jesus

    I’m fairly certain it was the Conservative Homosexual Jews for Jesus.

    I could be mistaken though.

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