Nursery Rhymes For Christian Toddlers

I do not like Mooselimbs in Vans
I do not like them or their Koran
I do not like them on a bridge
I do not like them driving on a ridge
I do not like them on the roads
I do not like them bearing heavy loads
I do not like Mooselimbs in Vans

I do not like them or their Koran

I do not like Mooselimbs and bombs
I do not like them as children or Moms
I do not like them in a School
I do not like them in a pool
I do not like them at a race
I do not like them at an Army Base
I do not like them at my house
I do not like them walking with my spouse
I do not like Mooselimbs and bomb
I do not like them as children or Moms

I do not like Mooselimbs and guns

I do not like their idea of fun
I do not like them as a sniper
I do not like them unless with Piper
I do not like their Allahu Akbar
I do not like them in a car
I do not like Mooselimbs and guns
I do not like their idea of fun

I do not like Mooselimbs at all

I do not like their adhaan prayer call
I do not like them in the West
I do not like them with bomb vests
I do not like them or their Koran
I do not like books that should be banned
I do not like Mooselimbs at all
I do not like their adhaan prayer call

I like Mooselimbs in their own lands
Bombing, shooting all they can
I like them fine in Tangiers
I like them fine not anywhere near
I like them fine in Riyadh
I like them fine in Bagdad
I like Mooselimbs in their own lands
Bombing, shooting all they can

Author: jetbrane

I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling. I am postmillennial in my eschatology. Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity Reformed in my Soteriology Presuppositional in my apologetics Familialist in my family theology Agrarian in my regional community social order belief Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place Some of my favorite authors, Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc. My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture. Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him.

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