Polytheism — The religion that can’t see the contradiction in applying the word “God” to more than one being.
Talmudism — The religion which can’t see contradiction unless it can see contradiction until it can’t see contradiction while seeing no contradiction in the contradiction of contradiction according to various Rabbis and books.
Neo-Orthodoxy (Barthianism) — The religion which can’t see the contradiction in insisting that which is subjective can be made into the Objective by an act of the will of the subjective.
Humanism — The religion which can’t see the contradiction in denying God while presupposing the self as the ultimate starting point and authority.
Islam — The religion which can’t see the contradiction in knowing the will of a god who is so transcendent that nobody can possibly know him.
Buddhism — The religion which can’t see the contradiction that finds their chief desire to be the loss of all desire.
Arminianism — The religion which can’t see the contradiction of having a God who is sovereign enough to not be sovereign.
R2K — The religions which can’t see the contradiction that God’s left-hand rule is in direct contradiction to His right-hand rule.
Reformed Baptists — The religion that can’t see that whatever you are requiring of an adult to bring for Baptism that a baby can’t bring is the point where you no longer can talk about being Reformed.
