In light of the demand for a more sensitive reference to “Mothers,” and even more broadly women that requires phrases like “Birthing Person,” or “Menstruating Person,” I offer up some alterations to previous insensitive cultural products.
1.) Birthing Person I’m Coming Home — Ozzy Osburne
2.) Menstruating Person Mia — ABBA
3.) Menstruating People Don’t Let Your Children Grow Up To Be Cow-Persons — Willie Nelson
4.) Throw Birth Person From the Train — Film
5.) Birthing Person’s Little Helper — Rolling Stones
6.) Your Menstruating Person Don’t Dance — Loggins & Messina
7.) Menstruating-Birthing Person and Child Reunion — Paul Simon
8.) It’s Alright Menstruating Person (I’m Only Bleeding)- Bob Dylan
9.) Menstruating Person’s Birthing Person – Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show
10.) Menstruating Person Told Me Not To Come — 3 Dog Night
11.) Don’t Tell the Menstruating Person that the Babysitter’s (Another Menstruating Person) is Dead
Christina Applegate, Joanna Cassidy, John Getz
12.) Mr. Menstruating Person — Terri Garr / Ann Jillian / Michael Keaton
You get the idea.
13.) Only Menstruating People Bleed — Alice Cooper
13.) Only Menstruating People Bleed — Alice Cooper
