Rethinking Cultural Products of the Past in Light of the New Standards

In light of the demand for a more sensitive reference to “Mothers,” and even more broadly women that requires phrases like “Birthing Person,” or “Menstruating Person,” I offer up some alterations to previous insensitive cultural products.

1.) Birthing Person I’m Coming Home — Ozzy Osburne
2.) Menstruating Person Mia — ABBA
3.) Menstruating People Don’t Let Your Children Grow Up To Be Cow-Persons — Willie Nelson
4.) Throw Birth Person From the Train — Film
5.) Birthing Person’s Little Helper — Rolling Stones
6.) Your Menstruating Person Don’t Dance — Loggins & Messina
7.) Menstruating-Birthing Person and Child Reunion — Paul Simon
8.) It’s Alright Menstruating Person (I’m Only Bleeding)- Bob Dylan
9.) Menstruating Person’s Birthing Person – Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show
10.) Menstruating Person Told Me Not To Come — 3 Dog Night
11.) Don’t Tell the Menstruating Person that the Babysitter’s (Another Menstruating Person) is Dead
Christina Applegate, Joanna Cassidy, John Getz
12.) Mr. Menstruating Person — Terri Garr / Ann Jillian / Michael Keaton
You get the idea.
13.) Only Menstruating People Bleed — Alice Cooper

Author: jetbrane

I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling. I am postmillennial in my eschatology. Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity Reformed in my Soteriology Presuppositional in my apologetics Familialist in my family theology Agrarian in my regional community social order belief Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place Some of my favorite authors, Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc. My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture. Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him.

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