if where a spine is supposed to be there is linguine instead.
if you’re more afraid of the news media then you are the voters.
if you think big government is bad unless your party is in charge.
if your goal is to simply “moderate” Democratic ideas and policy.
if you think it “crafty” of you when you make sure the Democrats get only 95% of what they want.
if you think Ron Paul is an extremist.
if you’ve never read a book.
if you can’t decide who is better looking … Nancy Pelosi or the Congressional pageboys.
if you took John McCain seriously.
if you can’t make the connection between the Warfare State and the Nanny State.
if you could proudly say without cracking up …. “George W. Bush is my President.”
if you never doubted “weapons of mass destruction.”
if you thought the worst thing that Clinton did in the White House was to get serviced by an intern.
if the phrases “monetary policy,” “fiat money,” “fractional reserve banking” and “inflationary cycle,” find you scrambling for a dictionary.
if you’re genetically incapable of realizing that the lesser of two evils remains evil.