How to convince everyone you’re a “Conservative” in WeiMerica

1. Lincoln was our greatest President
2. Don’t you understand it was the Republicans who freed the slaves?
3. Well, Stalin was bad, but we had to stop Hitler!
4. Those Nazis deserved Dresden, Hamburg, etc., and worse.
5. What Allied war crimes?
6. Lend-lease was not an act of war against Germany.
7. Reagan gave us amnesty, which proves we love illegal aliens.
8. Title IX is conservatism at its best.
9. My daughter plays college sports, but she’s no lesbian.
10. My daughter makes more than her husband. I raised her right!
11. You’ll have to pry my gun from my cold dead fingers, but here have my kids eight hours a day 5 days a week 9 months a year.
12. We need to go back to “Don’t ask, Don’t tell.”
13. Democrats don’t know that Catholic Central American illegals are really Republicans.
14.) America has always been a country of Immigrants. I just want them to be safe and legal.
15.) Any Christian who doesn’t snap to when Old Glory passes by is no Christian
16.) If my Pastor says it from the pulpit I know it must be true
17.) I listen to Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Mark Levine, and FOX News all day at work.
18.) I saw it in a Dinesh D’Souza documentary so it must be a conservative position.
19.) I don’t need conspiracies to be Conservative. Conspiracies are dumb.
20.) I support the Gospel Coalition

Author: jetbrane

I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling. I am postmillennial in my eschatology. Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity Reformed in my Soteriology Presuppositional in my apologetics Familialist in my family theology Agrarian in my regional community social order belief Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place Some of my favorite authors, Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc. My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture. Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him.

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