With Apologies to James Stuart Blackie

Twas the thirty-first of August, in the twenty twenty-five,

On the Sabbath morn from the Grace Mosaic PCA Dive

Rev. Joel Littlepage let it be known that he’d play Rome’s fool

Sadly the spirit of Jenny Geddes was nowhere with a stool

Irwyn Ince, with Elders and Shepherdesses cheering approval

Never thought of Rev. Littlepage’s rebuke or removal

Never thought of any Presbyterian or Christian rule

Neither was there one Jenny Geddes Shepherdess with a stool

Rev. Littlepage mounted the Pulpit with solemn clergy tone

In twenty-three minutes he explained how he had grown

“Seeking the Lord’s face”, he said, “has me moving old school”

And nobody greeted his Romish words with Jenny Geddes stool

Rev. Littlepage spoke about his ministry as “assigned vocation”

For the time he spent during his Presbyterian long duration

No laughter was heard, nor was there sounds of deserved ridicules

And no denunciations of Geddes were heard nor her flying stools

Then pops up the head of the PCA, MNA, Irwyn Ince to speak

With praise upon his lips for the Joel Littlepage Papist geek

The effusiveness of Ince’s praise caused the MNA chief to drool

And still there was no shuffling sound that promised hurling stools

But the story is still not yet told, the affront not yet fully explained

The honor of our Lord Christ had not yet reached total stain

This papist Littlepage now serves the Lord’s table as a Romish tool

And still there is no multiplicity of hurled Jenny Geddes stools

Now we come to the laying on of hands upon family Littlepage

“Dear God we pray you will bless the future of this alienage

And bless wife Melissa as she works for a sodomite Democrat fool”

Somewhere Jenny was weeping over the absence of just one stool

And thus no mighty deed was done by a modern Jenny fan

No removal of foppish Popery from the Washington DC PCA land

But the time is coming and now is when Romish ghouls

Will once again be greeted with Jenny Geddes famous stools

Author: jetbrane

I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling. I am postmillennial in my eschatology. Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity Reformed in my Soteriology Presuppositional in my apologetics Familialist in my family theology Agrarian in my regional community social order belief Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place Some of my favorite authors, Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc. My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture. Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him. View all posts by jetbrane

3 thoughts on “With Apologies to James Stuart Blackie”

They hit the trifecta, popery, feminism and faggotry all in one gathering (I dare not call it a worship service). If this was not bad enough, the DEI hire from MNA is too stupid to say anything, but rather blesses this man’s apostacy. Woe be unto all of them.

If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

(If you’re a member of a PCA church, approach your session and ask that they do everything they can to not give MNA a penny.)