1.) You think an assertion is the same as an argument.
2.) You think the Ordo Amoris is a kind of salad dressing.
3.) You think that Drew Poplin is a heavyweight intellectual.
4.) You think that the church in the US needs more Brits like Andy Webb.
5.) You want your grandchildren to look like foreigners.
6.) It bothers you that Jesus had to be born of the tribe of Judah.
7.) You have never lived around or had to work with minorities.
8.) You’ve a poster in your study that reads “We be all the same.”
9.) John Lennon’s “Imagine” is you’re all time favorite song.
10.) You spend every night thinking, “If only I’d married outside my race.”
11.) Antonio Gramsci, Max Horkheimer, and Marcuse are your beau idéal.
12.) You spell “Exegesis” as “E – I – S – G – E – S – I – S.”
13.) You refuse to deal with Church history.
14.) You refuse to read the books “Who is My Neighbor,” and “A Survey of Racialism In The Sacred Christian Tradition,” for fear it will convict you.
15.) You think “Jacobin” is a brand name of blue-jeans
16.) You willfully misinterpret and twist what your conversation partner says.
17.) You think “Nuh-Uh” provides a serious rebuttal to a reasoned argument.
18.) Erskine Seminary is the only one that would accept your application.
19.) You assign sinister motives to people you disagree with … after all, they must be wicked if they disagree with you.
20.) You think you’re smarter than nearly all the Church fathers who preceded you.
11.) Antonio Gramsci, Max Horkheimer, and Marcuse are your beau idéal.
12.) You spell “Exegesis” as “E – I – S – G – E – S – I – S.”
13.) You refuse to deal with Church history.
14.) You refuse to read the books “Who is My Neighbor,” and “A Survey of Racialism In The Sacred Christian Tradition,” for fear it will convict you.
15.) You think “Jacobin” is a brand name of blue-jeans
16.) You willfully misinterpret and twist what your conversation partner says.
17.) You think “Nuh-Uh” provides a serious rebuttal to a reasoned argument.
18.) Erskine Seminary is the only one that would accept your application.
19.) You assign sinister motives to people you disagree with … after all, they must be wicked if they disagree with you.
20.) You think you’re smarter than nearly all the Church fathers who preceded you.
