On 28 May I wrote this mocking Rev. Ben Glaser for completely creating both a citation and a footnote in his ARP moderator’s report on Kinism;
“Rev. Benjamin Glaser, in a recent article, reported that his wife agreed to his marriage to three other women while conceding that she would be glad to be a mother to all his children from various wives. 1
(1) Benjamin Glaser, “Happiness in a Household of Many Wives,” Westminster Theological Journal, accessed March 17, 2026, https://WestminsterTheologicalJournal.com/…/happiness…/.”
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A friend put a laugh emoji on this and was messaged by the right honorable Benjamin Glaser asking why this was post was so funny.
The following exchange occurred between Glaser and my friend;
Glaser — Why is McAtee’s post so funny?
Friend — It’s a hallucinated citation just like what you posted in your ARP report. Do you have no sense of irony?
Glaser — “You think its funny to mock my wife? Do you have no shame? Disagree with me all you want, don’t bring my family or wife into this.
Friend – “Em, it’s not mocking your wife. It’s mocking you”
Glaser – “Tell my wife that who is balling (sic) her eyes out right now, and my youngest son who doesn’t understand the humor. You own that.”
Friend – “Yeah. McAtee’s story has all the credibility of your ARP study report on Kinism with its hallucinated citations.”
Glaser – “”I know what kind of man you are, and you have to live with that.”
Friend – “That’s a line from the Walking Dead, you hack. LOL”
Author: jetbrane
I am a Pastor of a small Church in Mid-Michigan who delights in my family, my congregation and my calling.
I am postmillennial in my eschatology.
Paedo-Calvinist Covenantal in my Christianity
Reformed in my Soteriology
Presuppositional in my apologetics
Familialist in my family theology
Agrarian in my regional community social order belief
Christianity creates culture and so Christendom in my national social order belief
Mythic-Poetic / Grammatical Historical in my Hermeneutic
Pre-modern, Medieval, & Feudal before Enlightenment, modernity, & postmodern
Reconstructionist / Theonomic in my Worldview
One part paleo-conservative / one part micro Libertarian in my politics
Systematic and Biblical theology need one another but Systematics has pride of place
Some of my favorite authors,
Augustine, Turretin, Calvin, Tolkien, Chesterton, Nock, Tozer, Dabney, Bavinck, Wodehouse, Rushdoony, Bahnsen, Schaeffer, C. Van Til, H. Van Til, G. H. Clark, C. Dawson, H. Berman, R. Nash, C. G. Singer, R. Kipling, G. North, J. Edwards, S. Foote, F. Hayek, O. Guiness, J. Witte, M. Rothbard, Clyde Wilson, Mencken, Lasch, Postman, Gatto, T. Boston, Thomas Brooks, Terry Brooks, C. Hodge, J. Calhoun, Llyod-Jones, T. Sowell, A. McClaren, M. Muggeridge, C. F. H. Henry, F. Swarz, M. Henry, G. Marten, P. Schaff, T. S. Elliott, K. Van Hoozer, K. Gentry, etc.
My passion is to write in such a way that the Lord Christ might be pleased. It is my hope that people will be challenged to reconsider what are considered the givens of the current culture.
Your biggest help to me dear reader will be to often remind me that God is Sovereign and that all that is, is because it pleases him.
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