26.) You find it curious when you see a film on Robin Hood where a Chinaman is cast as Robin Hood.
25.) You married within your race not thinking twice about it.
23.) It makes you happy that your children look like you.
22.) You believe family is normatively defined by blood relations
21.) People who knew your father often comment; “You look just like your Dad,” and/or, “That’s exactly what your Dad would’ve done.”
20.) You can distinguish between a Pit Bull and a Yorkie, and you recognize that they differ behaviorally as well as physically.
19.) You get together with your extended family at Christmas, even the unsaved members.
18.) You don’t change your last name just because much of your family is not Christian.
17.) You assume that all descendants of Adam are automatically damnable sinners solely because they proceeded out of Adam’s loins.
16.) You believe Scripture when it teaches that people from “every tribe, tongue, and nation,” in their tribes, tongues, and nations will be present in the New Jerusalem
15.) You identify yourself in part by the surname your father gave you.
14.) You think children naturally belong to their biological parents.
13.) Given the option to save either your mother or some other random unknown woman from certain death, you would save your own mother.
12.) You let the neighborhood kids come over to your house to play, but you
send them back to their own homes at the end of the day.
11.) When you buy groceries, you typically bring them back to your family, not to the neighbor’s family.
10.) You have a secret family recipe that you refuse to share with foreigners.
09.) You think it’s okay for whites to be excluded from benefiting from the United Negro College Fund.
08.) You believe that Africans were still distinguishable from the Japanese, even before Darwinian evolution came on the scene.
06.) You don’t think Scripture is racist when it refers to the impossibility of Ethiopians changing their skin.
05.) You aren’t outraged thinking that Shakespeare’s Shylock or Dicken’s Fagan are antisemitic.
04.) You reason that if there is such a thing as “inbred,” there must also be such thing as “outbred.”
03.) You think it was important for Jesus Christ to be born into the tribe of Judah.
02.) You believe that Jesus had to be a descendant of David
